malls make me so depressed...malls are always there....my wife is alway there...it is misery...I am so sad...malls make me so sad...I am always there- Abuelo

"If these watermelons are bad I will throw them at you"- abuela joking with a guy who works at Sun Harvest

(in english) "cool. COOL? Whats COOL?. CULO (ass)"-abuelo

"Mocha. MOCHA? whats Mocha?. MOCOS (boogers)"- abuelo

"COMMUNISTAS!!!"- abuelo talking about tea partyers, who were wearing all red and waving a red flag

"thats the second time a have ever spanked you"-abuela on slapping my butt when I bent over with a tight skirt

"if you keep whistling I will whistle"-abuelo

"That truck is f***ing with its lights"- Abuelo

"The Mexicans are going to steal my groceries"- Abuelo

"He's a ballerina stuck in meat packing"- Abuelo

"Look at those shit eaters"
-Abuela talking about two old guys

"Why is that man in the truck going so fast?"- abuelo
"because he wants to get to Nordstroms before it rains"- abuela

"Everything is incredible and stupid"- abuelo

"A lady asked me what country I was from. I said guess. She said Italy. Everyone thinks I'm Italian"- abuelo
"Everybody thinks I'm french"- abuela

"Look at this poor plant, it has no water"- abuela talking about an artificial plant