"Look at those shit eaters"
-Abuela talking about two old guys
"Why is that man in the truck going so fast?"- abuelo
"because he wants to get to Nordstroms before it rains"- abuela
"Everything is incredible and stupid"- abuelo
"A lady asked me what country I was from. I said guess. She said Italy. Everyone thinks I'm Italian"- abuelo
"Everybody thinks I'm french"- abuela
"Look at this poor plant, it has no water"- abuela talking about an artificial plant
Over the years my friends have been entertained by the things my Cuban grandparents, abuelos, say. So I've decided compile a blog of their quotes that I find most interesting
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